ALRIGHT GUYS, MY ZUNE IS MISSING

NAME: Zune_on_a_Moon

Date Purchased: September 15th, 2009

Date Missing: February 7th, 2011

Unique Characteristics: A dent where the zune jumped in front of a bullet to prevent it from hitting my femoral artery. Actually, I have no idea where or how that dent came to be, but it’s there!

 

Okay, but honestly, I really miss it. And since a zune app has finally been released for Apple Computers, my life would have gotten 100x’s easier. But it seems as if fate has something against me, and the second this amazing app comes out, my life enters a stage of shambles, where my zune just happens to disappear on me. This has got to be the worst timing in the world. (Yeah, all monster hyperboles, but there’s truth in what I say) Anyways, try to keep a look out for me! Thanks, everyone!

It looks like that. (courtesy of Amazon)