After a week of being scared shitless of whether my girlfriend was taken captive in the depths of Mexico, the burden has finally been lifted! She’s back home in the states safe and sound!

I briefly mentioned in an earlier post of how my girlfriend went to visit mexico, and I didn’t say much more due to the reason that I didn’t want to jinx anything. Seeing that there’s some crazy things going on in Mexico, and I’ve only heard terrible rumors and stories of people getting killed, gutted open with their organs being removed just so that they can be used as storage compartments for drugs. Needless to say, I was pretty damn worried.

But hey! this is a victory post! A happy time! REJOICE EVERYONE! The universe has finally realigned! It’s now time to get back to my banal and common-placed life, where nothing really happens. It’s okay though because I get to  pretend that I AM the most interesting person in the world and everyone/thing revolves around me.